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Communicators don’t die. They don’t even fade away.

May 15, 2013
By David Murray

PR legend Jack Felton died last Saturday at 84. You know what I remember about Felton? Exactly everything he wanted me to take away from our only meeting.

In a warm and enthusiastic way, he was talking about the importance of communication. Felton

He had a glass of water at the lectern and a piece of litmus paper in his hand.

He dipped the litmus paper into the glass, and as he pulled it out, he said—and these were his exact words—”Communication is the litmus test of management’s decision-making.”

Meaning that, to the extent you have a hard time communicating it, it’s probably a bad decision. And if it’s easy to get across, it’s probably a good decision. So communicators, and management, should use the attempt to conceive the communication of a new policy as a way to evaluate the policy and, if needed, modify it or scrap it altogether.

I accepted that, then and there, as a fundamental truth about our work.

Felton also remarked on parenthetically on the litmus paper gimmick, saying that connecting messages to visual things helped people remember them.

Yeah, I guess so.

You know when that meeting took place? Twenty one years ago. It was put on by an organization I don’t remember, it was held at some hotel reception to which my 23-year-old ass was sent for reasons long lost to me now.

Aside from trying to pretend I was enjoying my first glass of scotch, I remember only what Jack Felton wanted me to remember—and I remember it as warmly as I remember it well.

Thanks, Jack. We’ll take it from here. —DM

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Speechwriter: Are you working in an industry, or a racket?

May 8, 2013
By David Murray

Nelson Algren wrote about a guy who made money up and down Chicago’s Division Street by finding lost dogs and collecting rewards. Sounds pretty labor intensive until you understand that he was the one who stole the dogs in the first place.

Is that what your job seems like sometimes? Stealin’ dogs and gettin’ paid to find ‘em?

Well, it shouldn’t feel that way all the time. Especially if it’s a job like PR or communication, that don’t pay too good. Doin’ a job like that, you ought to feel like you’re doin’ some good in the world.

What’s the useful social purpose of PR? A couple Fridays ago, communication consultant Shel Holtz, PR professor Bill Sledzik and I were kicking it all around in Sledzik’s office at Kent State University.

As is my annoying habit, I was bemoaning the dearth of philosophical, moral and intellectual thinkers in the communication business these days. When I was a boy, I said, there were giants in this industry: practitioners like the late Chester Burger and Mike Emanuel, writers like Roger D’Aprix and the late Pat Jackson, who helped communicators understand the ideal and the real function of their work in a healthy society.

That’s kind of important. Because without an independent sense of your purpose, all you’ll ever be is a tool for the goon you’re working for this week.

Shel could tell I was just beginning to get cranked up, and he smiled patiently and shifted his weight, as choir members do when being preached to.

Sledzik interrupted me by quoting Jackson on the overarching purpose of our work: “Public relations enables individuals to participate in decisions that affect their lives.”

Oh. Right. Well. As long as we’re all clear on that, then I guess we don’t need any more philosophers.

The problem is we’re not all clear on that. And as a matter of fact, the concept hasn’t occurred to many of us.

So if that’s not what you’re doing in this world—and PR is not what I’m doing; I’m just a humble storyteller, which is an old and honorable trade, but only as moral as the storyteller’s own heart—what will you tell your maker or your children when they ask what exactly you did for your fellow human beings on this earth?

Cuz I’m afraid stealing dogs and collecting rewards is going to sound a little silly. —DM

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VIDEO: Rowan Atkinson’s “drunken father-in-law” wedding toast

May 1, 2013
By David Murray

I offer this to prime the pump for a request. For a piece I’d like to compile here, please send any videos you have of truly terrible speeches to vseditor at mcmurry dot com. —DM

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Live-Tweeting on lecture-hall wall tempts social catastrophe

April 24, 2013
By David Murray

At a conference last week, they had an enormous screen where could be seen all the live Tweets about the conference.

The well-paid keynoter offered a stultifying list of loosely-related facts and quips designed to show the audience how knowledgeable the speaker was but to leave the audience both dumb and numb. I kept waiting for someone to post something.

“The emperor has no clothes,” for instance, is only 26 characters.

I was thinking more in terms of, “This speaker is a one-man circle jerk.”

And if you think that’s crass, you don’t want to hear the other Tweets that I spent the second half of the presentation dreaming up.

But everyone was too polite, or too afraid, to post something rude. Instead, they mindlessly tweeted the speaker’s bland “insights.” (Companies need to think strategically about social media, and the like.)

But if conference producers keep up this barbaric practice of letting people post their reactions to the speaker for everyone to see—a barbaric, in my opinion, because every speaker deserves the right to be heard out before being criticized—then some hilarious heckling is going to go down and a public-speaking Hindenburg is going to happen.

Or has such a disaster already occurred?

Speechwriter, tell me your experiences with live-Tweeting of speeches; I’d like to compile a cautionary tale about it here at vsotd.com. —DM

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If Abraham Lincoln lived today, would he talk like we do?

April 15, 2013
By David Murray

“So, four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent an amazing new nation, right?, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are at some level created, sort of, equal.”

(Click on the links to be reminded of my mild objections to these au courant oral language habits.) —DM

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Well, when you say it like that … Computer speaks the unvarnished truth about speechwriting

April 9, 2013
By David Murray

A computerized voice describes the speechwriter’s job in this You Tube version of the speechwriter entry on Wikipedia, and unintentional hilarity ensues. (Or is it just me?) —DM

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PR agency needs thought leadership—STAT!

April 3, 2013
By David Murray
Last week, I received a message on LinkedIn:
“The speech is for a mobile payments industry audience; looking for something ‘visionary,’ however. … We are working on an extremely tight timeline—a week.” —DM

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Speechwriting help wanted: Finally, a little honesty in advertising

March 26, 2013
By David Murray

A job listing this week issued from the firm managed by veteran headhunter Smooch Repovich Reynolds (yes, her real name) included this sentence: “the talent who will be considered for this role must have a proven track record working with CEOs and senior management team members working across all executive communications and speechwriting platforms, with little or no direction from those leaders.”

How much speechwriter grief could be spared if more help-wanted ads contained such candor? A lot. Of course, now they’re only going to get applications from the most cynical speechwriting mercenaries, but maybe that’s what they’re looking for anyway.

This is not Smooch Reynolds’ first rodeo. —DM

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“Pay the writer!” Words to live by

March 19, 2013
By David Murray

Viewer discretion advised, as this message is delivered with suitable profanity. —DM

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“Trust arrives on foot, but leaves in a Ferrari”: You heard it here first

March 12, 2013
By David Murray

(Well, in any case, I read it first while reading a February speech by Mark Carney, governor of Canada’s central bank.)

Pretty nifty, I thought, and a modern variation on the old Twain quote, “A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.” —DM

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